I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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