just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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