Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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