David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I believe in your delicious
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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