But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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