Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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