I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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