Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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