Me. At least after what I've been through.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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