"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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