I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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