I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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