no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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