Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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