so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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