the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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