Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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