He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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