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• (407): View more from Florida

  Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you

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• (845): View more from New York

  i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.

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  ROADTRIP.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.

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