I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.