I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?