STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
only if we run a train.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?