Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

At least make sure they are 18

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Why

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(201): View more from New Jersey

you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.

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(740): View more from Ohio

she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.

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(415): View more from California

I have another pimple on my ass cheek.

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I'll be there in 10 minutes.

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(253): View more from Washington

I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.

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(239): View more from Florida

Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating

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(708): View more from Illinois

In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen

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