I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he puts the penis in happiness.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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