Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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