it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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