Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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