i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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