Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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