I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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