How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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