if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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