i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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