Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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