So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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