Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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