What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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