GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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