Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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