did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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