Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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