i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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