she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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