I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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