Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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