3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.