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• (407): View more from Florida

  Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"

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  Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure

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  Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions

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• (315): View more from New York

  I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do

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