Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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