that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night