Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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