I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.