Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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