I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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