god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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