Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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