NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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