people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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