Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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