the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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