Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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