Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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