At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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