i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
is it fun? or sober?
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